wolfgangamadeusphoenix:

people who change the gender pronouns when they’re singing along to a song are pissbaby heterosexuals

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
- William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)
blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

what does puta mean?

glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

  • outrage
  • jealousy
  • Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
  • sports
  • umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
  • TGIF
Riptide
Vance Joy
God Loves You When You're Dancing
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Riptide - Vance Joy
Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left hand man

poopflow:

nosdrinker:

does this mean that perez hilton could go to jail

*prayer circle*

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my queer friend

image

ethanhib:

pan-farr:

No

Man this episode killed me