cooba22:

This one wins

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

margaret-atwouldnt:

last night I dreamt I was having sex with this guy who had not the best face but a perfect body but when he came his penis turned to a small pile of baby carrots

something fun to tell my psychologist next week perhaps

last night I dreamt I was having sex with this guy who had not the best face but a perfect body but when he came his penis turned to a small pile of baby carrots

today my boss had me take a bunch of photos of the store on my phone and email them to her and I fucking included a selfie by accident smfh

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

jojochopsuey:

brandeezyx:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

Lmao

why is R thursday i’ve gone to school 2 years what.

jojochopsuey:

brandeezyx:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

Lmao

why is R thursday i’ve gone to school 2 years what.

prudeghost:

  • have you tried yoga
  • yes? okay what about pilates
  • have you tried eating food that you cant afford
  • why don’t you get a job
  • do you sleep enough/too much
  • try sleeping better
  • have you considered Normal people’s feelings
  • have you considered becoming Normal like us
  • i think that…